Fuck, marry, kill is a schoolyard game in which one player is asked to choose which of a group of people he or she would fuck, marry or kill respectively, and to explain why. The group most often consists of objects of the players' sexual interest.

A number of online versions of the game exist, although they lack the audience sometimes considered essential to its enjoyment. In addition, the name of the game varies according to the person. Another version, with essentially the same premise, is called "Shag, Marry, Push Off a Cliff".