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Sexual slang

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

For slang terms describing sexual organs and related parts of the body, see Body parts slang.

Activities

"Rounding the Bases"

Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.

First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex) EX: Dry Humping.
Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
Grand Slam - Sexual intercourse with multiple people/anal sex.

A common mnemonic device for the bases is "french, feel, finger, fuck."

(I've heard anal sex referred to as "extra innings" as well...)

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

Bagging off
Besandose/Besos (Spanish)
Frenching
Interfacing
Lip-lock (in a)
Macking
Making out
Necking
Parking (1950s slang)
Pashing
Pulling (British)
Shifting (Irish)
Score/Scoring (Irish)
Smooching
Snog/Snogging
Sparking
Sucking face
Sucking skin
Swapping spit
Tapping off
Tonguewrestling
Tonsil-hockey (Canadian)
Tonsil-tennis
Winched (Glasgwegian Slang)
BANGING THE BIRD NIGGERS!

Foreplay

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

Cooling down
Copping
Crank Yanking
Dry ball licking
Dry humping
Dry sex
Ducking
Feeling up
Forking
Goosing
Grinding
Groping
Hitting the double
licking the ball
Making out
Mugging Down (Texas A&M University)
Necking
New-school simulation
Old-school stimulation
Partying
Petting (or heavy petting)
Playing
Ratikriya (Hindi)
School simulation
School simulation the next generation
Spooning
Stalling
Starting the engine
Studying
Touching up
Twisting the nipples
Warming up
Welding
Working the fist in

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

A

Aardvarking
Adam and Eve'ing It
Afternoon delight
Assassinating the cooter
Aztec two-step

B

Baking cookies
Baking the bean
Baking the beef
Baking the tube steak
Balling
Banging
Bashing the beaver
Beast with two backs
Beating cheeks
Beating it up
Beating someone up with an ugly stick
Beating that thing up
Beaver busting
Being in a woman's Beef
Being up to one's balls
Being up to ya nuts in guts
Bending one in
Big Banging
Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
Boffing your brains out
Boinking
Boom-booming
Bone dancing
Boning
Bonking
Boofing
Bopping
Bouncing the bearded clam
Breeding
Buffing the beaver
Bumping and grinding
Bumping bellies
Bumping fuzzies
Bumping nasties
Bumping uglies
Burying the baby leg
Burying the bone
Burying the general
Burying the weasel
Burying the weenie
Bush patrolling
Busting
Busting a nut
Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
Buttering the muffin
Buzzing the Brillo
Buzzing the honey hole

C

Cao (Chinese 操)
Carnal gymnastics
Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Cave exploring
Celebrating Bob's birthday (from the Bob and Tom radio show)
Checking the old crude oil!
Chodna (Hindi)
Chopping
Churning butter
Cleaning her pipes
Cleaning the carpet
Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Mexico means "fucking", other South American countries understand it to mean 'picking up' or 'to take')
Coming together
Cooping the chicken
Crackin'
Crashing the custard truck
Crawling across the floor like a water spider
Creaking bed syndrome
Creamin'
Culear(Spanish)
Cunt busting
Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
Cunt thumping
Cutting the mustard

D

Dancing the buttock jig
Dancing the matrimonial polka
Dancing the mattress jig
Deflowering
Devirgination
Diddling
Digging for Clams
Dinky tickle
Dipping the gravy boat
Dipping your stick
Dipping your wick
Diving in the dark
Diving for pearls
Doggy style (refers to intercourse with the woman on all fours facing away from the man)
Doing a Calabasas Katie
Doing a lewd infusion
Doing a load of laundry
Doing dirty work at the crossroads
Doing it
Doing some bed-pressing
Doing some ladies' tailoring
Doing some muff diving
Doing some nose painting
Doing some one armed banditry
Doing some rump work
Doing some up hill gardening
Doing the act of darkness
Doing the backseat mambo
Doing the Adriano Macchietto
Doing the backstroke
Doing the bad thing
Doing the bed boogie
Doing the four-legged fox trot
Doing the funky chicken
Doing the chores
Doing the deed
Doing the dirty dance
Doing the featherbed jig
Doing the four-legged frolic
Doing the hokey-pokey
Doing the horizontal bop
Doing the horizontal exercises
Doing the horizontal hula
Doing the horizontal hustle
Doing the horizontal Jog
Doing the horizontal mambo
Doing the horizontal polka
Doing the horizontal tango
Doing the humpty dance
Doing the Humpty Dumpty
Doing the mattress dance
Doing the mattress mambo
Doing the mommy-daddy dance
Doing the nasty
Doing the naughty
Doing the tube snake boogie
Doing the tubesteak fandango
Doing the ugly
Doing the wild thing
Doona dance
Drilling
Drilling for oil
Drilling for cervix
Drilling the ditch
Driving home
Dropping the stick in the pond

E

Ecchi (Japanese)
Enjoying a flesh session
Exchanging bodily fluids

F

Feeding the dummy
Feeding the kitty
Feeding the muffin
Filling the cream doughnut
Feeding the yoni
Finding a hot dog in a jungle
Fitting end to end
Fitting her clap flap
Fixing her plumbing
Flopping in the hay
Fooling around
Follando (Spanish)
Fornicating
Fraternizing
Fucking
Fucking his/her brains out
Fucking the tits out of totty

G

Genital exercise
Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
Getting a rock off
Getting a shove in your blind eye
Getting ahead
Getting beef in yo taco
Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
Getting creamy
Getting down
Getting freaky
Getting funky
Getting horizontal
Getting into someone's pants
Getting it on
Getting it up her guts
Getting Jack in the orchard
Getting jiggy
Getting laid
Getting oats
Getting parallel
Getting some
Getting some front door action
Getting some of that slippery action
Getting some stank on the hang low
Getting stretched
Getting there
Getting your cane waxed
Getting your chimney swept out
Getting your end wet
Getting your hair cut
Getting your jollies
Getting your leather stretched
Getting your lizard drained
Getting your nuts cracked
Getting your oil changed
Getting your rocks off
Getting busy
Getting your freak on
Giving a hole to hide in
Giving a woman a shot
Giving hard for soft
Giving her a hosing
Giving her a pat
Giving her the business
Giving her the high hard one
Giving it up
Giving juice for jelly
Giving kitty a taste of cream
Giving someone a stab
Giving someone the works
Giving the dog a bone
Giving the monkey a banana
Glazing the donut
Going at it
Going belly-to-belly
Going down under
Going fishing
Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
Going like a rat up a drainpipe
Going spelunking
Going to town
Goosing
Grabbing some snatch
Greasing
Greasing the monkey
Greasing the pole
Greasing the wheel
Greasing the axle
Grinding your tool
Growling at the badger

H

Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
Hammering
Hanky panky
Harpooning the mustached whale
Hauling your ashes
Having
Having a bit of curly greens
Having a bit of fish
Having a bit of giblet pie
Having a bit of pork
Having a bit of split mutton
Having a bit of sugar stick
Having a bit of summer cabbage
Having a bit of the cramstick
Having a bit of the old in & out
Having a hot roll with cream
Having a joy ride
Having a nooner
Having a piece of ass
Having a piece of tail
Having a poke
Having a quickie
Having a root
Having a shag (British)
Having a squeeze and a squirt
Having a turn on your back
Having an uppy downy
Having it off
Having nookie
Having one's way with
Having some afternoon delight
Having the beasty rendezvous
Heading South
Hiding the gerbil
Hiding the salami
Hiding the sausage
Hiking the South Rim
Hippity dippity
Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing (see also: I'd Hit It)
Hobbling
Hitting a homer
Hooking up
Hopping
Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira
Horizontal Hussle
Horizontal Monster Mash
Horizontal sheet shuffle
Horizontalize
Hosing
Hot beef injection
Humping

I

Impaling
Impregnation
In and out
Introducing Charlie
Introducing to Gladstone
Invasion of privacy
It

J

Jabbing
Jazzing
Jigging
Jiggling
Jodiendo (Spanish)
Juicing
Jumping her bones

K

Katydiddling
Knobbing
Knocking boots
Knocking mops
Knowing

L

Lancing
Laying
Laying cable
Laying some pipe
Laying the track (prison slang)
Let the Godzilla lizard terrorize the tiny town between her legs
Lifting a leg on someone
Lighting one's fire
Lighting the lamp
Linking it
Losing the match
Lying feet up
Lyricism of the masses
Logging on

M

Making a baby
Making a deposit
Making baskets
Making ends meet
Making grass sandwiches
Making her grunt
Making her hardrive spin
Making it
Making bacon
Making babies
Making her yours
Making love
Making sauce
Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
Making the "O" face (Office Space reference)
Making whoopee
Mating
Mattress mambo
Microsofting
Mingling limbs
Mixing your peanut butter
Mounting

N

Nailing
Nipping the bean bag
Niyekeh (Arabic, Lebanese)
Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)

O

Ol' in out, in out, the (A Clockwork Orange reference)
Oops
Overachieving

P

Packing the frank
Painting the door
Parallel parking
Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
Parking the pink Plymouth
Parting the beef curtain
Parting the Pink Sea
Passing the gravy
Paying the rent
Peeling your best end
Performing carnal gymnastics
Phallicizing
Pickle tickle
Picnicking in the lawn
Piece of ass, getting a
Piecein' it
Pigging
Pingin' and pongin'
Pinging with no timeout
Pinging her repeatedly
Planting a man
Planting your seed
Playing at in-and-out
Playing at tops-and-bottoms
Playing cars and garages
Playing doctor
Playing hanky panky
Playing hide the hot Dog
Playing hide the pickle
Playing hide the weenie
Playing hide the salami
Playing on the hair court
Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
Playing the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Playing tiddlywinks
Playing post office
Plooking
Plowing
Plug and playing
Plugging
Plugging the beef lodge
Plugging the main cable into her love socket
Pocketing the stake
Poking
Poking in the whiskers
Poking the bearded triangle
Poking the pie
Pole jumping
Polishing the jewel
Popping it in
Poppin' it to her
Popping one off
Porking
Pounding
Pounding the porch
Pounding the puppy
Praying with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pulping the garbage
Pumping
Punching the ape
Punching the chipmunk
Putting a bun in the oven
Putting the bee in the hive
Putting the boots to someone
Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
Putting your root down
Putting your snake in the grass
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin
Putting the beef in the taco
Putting the devil into Hell
Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
Putting the puppy in the dog house

Q

Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)

R

Ramming
Ravishing
Rear attack
Reading Religious Poetry
Receiving a guest in the foyer
Riding someone
Riding the hobby horse
Riding the baloney pony
Riding the pink pony
Riding the pony
Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
Ringing her bell
Rocking
Rocking it
Rocking off
Rocking the casbah
Rogering
Rolling in the hay
Rolling the cigar
Romping in the hay
Rooting
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing bacons
Rubbing one out
Rump splitting
Running the naked wheelbarrow race

S

Saucing the clam
Sawing off a chunk
Sambhog (Hindi)
Schlopping
Schtupping
Scoring
Screwing
Scrogging
Scrumping
Sexercizing
Sewing up the hatchet wound
Shagging
Shaking a skin coat
Shaking the sheets
Shock and awe
Shooting the moon
Shucking the oyster
Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)
Sinking it in
Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
Sinking the soldier
Skinning back a freak
Slamming
Slamming the saussage
Slapping meat
Slapping skin
Slaying the dragon
Slicking Willie
Sliding down the banister
Slipping someone the hot beef injection
Slipping in the pork sword
Slipping someone the tube steak
Smashing
Soaking the sheets
Sowing your [wild] oats
Spankin' the cat
Spawning
Spearing the bearded clam
Spelunking
Spinning the cheese
Splitting the uprights
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Sticking
Stirring her guts
Stirring the cauldron
Stoinking
Storming the trenches
Straightening the meat curtains
Stretching leather
Stroking the newt
Stuffing the beaver
Stuffing the taco
Stuffin Martha's muffin
Sucking the sugar-stick
Sweating the sheets
Sweaty rompin'
Sweetening the pot
Swiping the V-card

T

Taking
Taking a belly-ride
Taking a break
Taking a turn in the stubble
Taking an albino piss
Taking it downtown
Taking it to the car wash
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
Taking the starch out of someone
Tango/ing
Tappin that ass
Tapping for Mana (Used by players of Magic: The Gathering)
Taxing
Tearing off a piece
Telling a bedtime story
Threading the needle
Throwing a leg over
Throwing another log on the fire
Throwing the meat at her
Towelling
Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Training through a tunnel
Trimming the buff
Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")

U

Ugh ugh

V

Validating your parking pass
Vaginal bungee jumping
Vaginal masturbation
Varnishing your cane
Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Visiting down under
Visiting the Netherlands

W

Walking the dog
Wallpapering the closet
Watering the lawn
Waxing (dat ass)
Waxing the pole
Wetting the hose
Wetting your wick
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
Whitewashing
Whoopie
Winding the kinetic watch
Winding up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Womb masturbation
Woohoo
Working the hairy oracle
Wrestling

Z

Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zug Zug
Zwooshing the swoosh

Anal intercourse

A-C

57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)
66 (see above)
A Level (UK)
Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
Arse piracy
Ass drilling
Ass fucking
ASS LOVE
Ass pounding
Ass pumping
Ass ripping (devirginizing)
Ass stretching
Back door bandits (usually the San Franscico Back Door Bandits)
Back door delivery
Back door Romeo
Back door slicker
Back shafting
Backside entry
Bare back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)
Black magic
Breaking the asshole
Brown love
Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
Brown woody
Buggering
Bumming
Bum sex
Butt fuck(ing)
Butt drilling
Butt pounding
Butt sex
Buttsecks
Charlie in the chocolate factory
Chocolate hugh jackhammering
Crossing Snickers Street
Chocolate Cha-Cha

D-S

Dancing with Bubba
Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.
Doing it Ennis style (Specifically Irish)
Doing it the Napoleon way
Doing the butt
Doing the Dylan
Donkey punch
Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
Drilling for brown
Dropping anchor in Poop Bay
Fishing for brown trout
Fudge packing
Gaand maarna (Hindi)
Going in the out/exit door
Greek
Ham Slammin'
Hershey Highway (driving down the)
Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
Lolloping
Marmite Mining
Marmite motorway
Mining for brown
Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks
Mud packing
Packing shit
Parking the truck in the garage
Pillow biting
Playing the back nine
Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
Pile driving
Plowing the dirtbox
Poking the pooter
Poop chute boogie
Poopy dick
Putting your boat in the water
Reaming
Repopulating Armenia
Riding the dirt road
Riding the Hershey Highway
Riding the vein train to A-town
Rump Wrangling
Sewer-Chewer
Sex in the back of a Volkswagen (From Kevin Smith's Mallrats)
Shit Digger
Shit packing
Shit stabbing
Shopping at Walmart
Sodomy
Spooning
Stirring the fudge
Strolling down Cadbury Road
Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)

T-Z

Tailgunning
Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang
The Tony Danza
The Ultimate Birth Control
Throwing Butt Darts
Throwing it in the back
Trying on the pink sock
Turd burgling
Uphill gardening
Up the back passage
Use the tradesmen's entrance
Wearing the red shoes
The "Who's the boss?"

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

Drive thru
Eating/Dining at the "Y"
Eating it
Eating/Licking him/her out
French
Going down (on him/her)
Going South
Slurping
Taking a sip from
Get Brain
Kiss my little friend
Head

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.

A-P

Angel kiss (when the woman is on her period)
Australian kiss
Beaver munching
Beaver sucking
Box lunch
Box lunch at the Y
Bloody Mary (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
Bush diving
Cabbage Patch Diving
Carpet licking
Carpet/Rug munching
Certified Beaver Eater
Chewing box
Cleaning up
Clit licking/sucking
Cotton candy
Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
Deep sea diving
Dining at the Y
Dinner at the Y
Dipping into the honey jar/pot
Drinking from the furry cup
Drinking from the hairy grail
Eating at the Y
Eating CAT
Eating cauliflower
Eating hymeneal sweets
Eating from the bushy plate
Eating out of the bread box
Face sex
Finding Nemo
Going to Chinatown
G-spot tickling
Growling at the badger
Grubbing
Having lunch downtown
I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
Licking out
Lip locking
Meet The Butcher
Muff diving
Munching box
Mustache ride
Pearl diving
Pussy licking/sucking/munching
Red Wings (Cunnilingus during menstruation)

Q-Z

Braving the briny deep
Slit licking/sucking
Soup tasting
Tickling her fancy

Tipping the velvet
Tongue in the cave
Tossing the salad
Watkin's wiggler, the
Wet-velveting
Yodeling in the gulley
Yodeling in the valley
Yodeling in Uterine Canyon
Peanut Butter & Jelly - (If someone has a yeast infection and on their period)

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.

A-P

Going to the Creamery
Dessert at the Coldstone Creamery
Auto Fellatio ( gettin head in the car)
Blowing
Blowjob, giving/getting a
Bone yodeling
Brain
Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
Candy making
cigar poke
Chopping up
Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
Cleaning the pipes
Deep-throating
Doing the Monica
Dome, giving/receiving
Drinking beer
Face-fucking
Flag salute, the
Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
Get Brain
Giving the stump speech
Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
Goober gobbling
Greasing the pole
Haam laan (Cantonese)
Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
Head, giving/getting
Head job
Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
Knob gobbling
Knob polishing
Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
Licking the lolly
Lewinsky job
Lewinsky-style
Mamada (Spanish)
Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
Milking (also applies to masturbation)
O Levels (UK)
OW (Oral With condom) UK.
OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
Playing the skin flute
Playing the pink oboe
Whitehouse internship

Q-Z

Rainbow kiss(ing)
Rod swallowing
Sarah Biornstad
Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
Shining the pole
Shining
Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
Skull fucking
Slobbing the knob
Slurping the bishop
Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
Smoking the pole
Snowballing (Multiple suckers)
Stepping up to the mic
Suck(ing) off
Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
Swallowing
Sword swallowing
Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
Tonsil exam
Washing Big Ben
Waxing the lance
Whitehouse internship

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
Sixty-nining (69)
Soixante-neuf (French: "69")
Yin Yang(ing)
(77) seventy-seven because you get "8" more

Analingus

Analingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

87
Armenian treat
Ass gobbling
Ass/Arse licking
Battywash (Jamaican)
Black kiss
Chewing bud
Chocolate binge
Crap tickling
Dropping the thumb
French treat
Frenchman's/Armenian's delight
Hit it (prison slang)
Hot Carl
New French kiss
Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
Rim job/Rimming
Rim chew
Shit binge
Shit sucking
Tossing [the] salad

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Male masturbation

A-D

38 (prison slang)
Bashing the bish
Beating the bishop
Beating off
Beating the meat
Best friend, shaking hands with
Blowing one's trouser nose
Bopping the baloney
Boxing the clown
Buffing the banana
Choking the chicken
Climbing Everest
Code 21 (prison slang)
Cracking one off
Cuffing the carrot
Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
Dice Roll, The (The repetative motion of rolling dice)
Die In A Woman's Lap
Dinner mashing
Doing the hand jive
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

E-K

Exercisin' the Sizin'
Fapping (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
Fist-kabobing
Five knuckle shuffle
Flogging off
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the log
Flogging the mule
Flogging the porpoise
Frigging off
Fucking off
Fucking the fist
Gayola (Spanish)
Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
Grinding the woad
Greasing the Jesus
Grippa
Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
Ham Shank
Handjob, giving/getting a
Hand to gland combat
Hit It (prison slang)
Hitting the airplane (Cantonese)
Honking on Bobo
Jacking off
Jerking off
Jerking the gherkin
Kicking the midget
Kill (prison slang)
Killing the kittens (From an internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")

L-R

Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
Lope the Mule
Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
Making drain babies
Making mayonaise
Making the bald man cry
Manola (Spanish)
Menage-a-un
Merchant Banking
muth marna (hindi)
Milking (also applies to fellatio)
Nestling the aardvark
Number 3
Onanism
Paddling the poodle
Paja (Spanish)
Palmela Anderson
Pawing off
Peniskvarter (Norwegian)
Petting the monkey
Petting the snake
Pickling the cuke
Pinching the one-eyed snake
Playing the pink clarinet
Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
Pocket billiards/pool
Polishing the helmet / knob
Pounding the pud
Pulling off
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the pud/pudding
Pumping the porpoise
Punching the clown
Punheta (Brazil)
Repopulating Armenia
Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing one out
Rubbing the genie/magic lamp

S-Z

Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shaking hands with the president
Shaking hands with the sheriff
Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
Shucking your oysters
Skipping to school
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
Smashing one out
Spanking the dolphin
Spanking the monkey
Spanking the plank
Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the pole
Stroking the salami
Taffy pulling
Taking a number 3
Talking to Moe
Tommy tanking
Tossing (off)
Tossing the dice
Tugging the rope
Whack the one-eyed weasel
Wang jangling
Wank, Wanking
Waxing the carrot
Waxing the dolphin
Whacking off
Whip the Lizzard
Working up some baby batter
Working the gherkin
Wrestling with Jimmy
Yanking off
Yanking the crank
Yank the doodle dandy

Female masturbation

Applying lip gloss
Buffing the muffin
Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
Diddling [the clit]
Doing one's nails
Double-clicking the mouse
Finger bang
Finger sex
Fingering
Fingerfucking
Flap Flogging
Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
Fluttering the fuzz
Frigging off
Gusset typing
Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
Jilling off
KitKat shuffle
Nuke, the
Petting the kitty/pussy
Pulling the pud (pudendum)
Playing the invisible banjo
Raiding the honey jar/pot
Rubbing the monkey
Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
She-bopping
Smacking the pony
Spanking the skunk guts
Stinky-Pinking
Stirring the soup
Stroking the kitty/pussy
Taking a long, warm bath
Tapping the keg
Tickling the vertical smile
Tip-toe through the two lips
Touching the hooded monk
Twirling the pearl
Two finger taco tango
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Walking the kitty
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Plunging the happy hole
Polish the pearl

Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

Bread game
Butter the Toast (Circle Jerk Game)
Circle jerk
Jacking and jilling off
Limp Biscuit
Pass the cup!
Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
Triscuit game
Mookie Cookie

Group sex

Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.

Cluster fuck
Daisy chain
Fuck fight
Fuck fest
Gangbang/Gang bang
Mob screw
Musical Beds
Orgy
Run a train
Sandwich
Shagging contest
(Spit) Roast
Taking up a collection
Threesome
Three-way
Training

Other practices

Donkey punching : Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm
Double trouble: Act of touching a woman's breasts during anal sex
Rusty trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him
Turquey slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

Arvydas Sabonis
BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
Consolador (Spanish)
Doctor's helper
Fantasy cock
Monster
Penis substitute
Schlong decoy
Steely Dan
Destro

Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, of no literary or artistic value, but instead intended solely to stimulate sexual desire.

Dirty magazines
Dirty pictures
Eye-Candy Catalog
Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
Falcon (male gay porn)
Girly mags
Girly pics
Hentai
Jazz mags
Jerk off material
Movies Catholics would object to
Naked pictures
Nudy mags
Pix
Porn/Porno
pr0n (Internet slang)
Slash_fiction
Smut
Stick books
Stroke material
Wank mags
X
XXX
2D-Girls

Physiological processes

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

Arsenal playing at home
Aunt Flo is visiting
Catting
Circus is in town, the
Curse, the
Dot, the
Eve's curse
Eve's gift
Flying Baker
Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
Friend
Girly Problems
Guest
Having a period
Having the painters in
Making fruit punch
Monkey's nose bleed
Moon Cycle, The
Painters are in, the
Perioding on a poodle
Polka-Dot parade, the
Putting up the red tent
On the blob
On the period
On the rag
P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
Ragging
Red storm rising
Regla, la (Spanish)
Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
Sick
That time of the month
T.O.M
Vampire's tea bag

Pregnancy

Banged up
Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
Bun in the oven
Duck in the oven
Enciente
In the family way
Hanging a doughnut
Knocked up
Preggers
Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
Sprog farming
Stewing a swift pie
Up the duff
Up the kite

Orgasm (male and female)

Approacing the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
Big "O", the
Busting a nut
Climax
Coming/Cumming
Correrse (Spanish)
Creaming/Cream pie
Earth moving, the
Filling up at the ejaculation station
Fireworks
Gasm
Getting off (American)
Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
Irse (Spanish)
Money shot
Mul (Korean)
Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
Nutting
O(n) (big O of n)
Petite morte, la
Shooting
Shoot the Wad
Shoot/ing the load
Skeeting
Spewing
Splat the Fat
Spl00ging (Internet Slang)
Squirting
Wet dream (nocturnal emission)

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

A-J

Armenian mayonnaise
Baby batter
Baby gravy
Baby seed/s
Ball snot
Boycream
Boyjuice
Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
Cum
Cum Wad
Cream
DNA slurpee
Donut glaze
Embryonic warrior
Foutre (or du foutre) French
Frenchman's delight
French dressing
Gentleman's relish
Georgia joy juice
Gism/Gizm
Goo
Hot creamy filling
Hot dog flavored water
Hot load
Hot man mustard
Jizz/Jizm
Junk
Dude Juice

K-S

Latino Man Milk
Leche (Spanish)
Load
Love juice
Love piss
Love pudding
Love sauce
Love gravy
Man butter
Man chowder
Man cream
Man fat
Man fluid
Man gravy
Man jam
Man juice
Man mayo/mayonnaise
Man milk
Man'naise
Man spackle
Monkey custard
Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
Nut
Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
Pearl jam
Pearl necklace
Pecker Paste
Pimp juice
Protein shake
Population Paste
Randy guy fuel
Rocket sauce
Sacred milk
Seed
Sex wee
Skeet
Spooge/Splooge
Spunk

T-Z

Tijuana toothpaste
Throat yogurt
Whipped cream
White wee wee

Vaginal secretions

Box juice
Clam dip
Cream
Cum
Cunt batter
Cunt butter
Cunt chum
Cunt cream
Cunt juice
Fanny batter
Fuck batter
Fuck butter
Fuck cream
Fuck juice
Girl cum
Goof
Groin Gravy
Honey
Juice/s
Lady cream
Lady juice
Love juice
Love nectar
Moip
Nectar
Oyster sauce
Puss/y juice
Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
Tuna surprise
Salsa
Skeet

Smegma

Bell cheese
Dick cheese
Smeg
Duck butter
Cum

Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

Bad kimchi
Blickey(s) (prison slang)
Clap, the
Crabs
Crotch rot
Drippy dick
Dose (to catch), a
French disease, the
Knacker cracker
Knob rot
Miss siff
Monster (prison slang)
Ninja (prison slang)
Package (prison slang)
Perles d'Amour
Pox
Pussy rot
Sara
Shit (prison slang)
Social disease
Sour cream
Went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)

Anti-baby
Bag ("Bag it")
Balloon
Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic)
Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
Blast Shield
Capote
Chapeau French
Cock cap
Connie (Ali G)
DNA lounge
Durex (brand)
East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
Eel envelope
French Letter
Goma, la (Spanish)
Gummisnopp (Swedish)
Hat
Helmet
Hudson River whitefish (specfically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
Jim/Jimmy hat
Love glove
Knighthood
Penis Sheath
Pregnot
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber Johnny
Shitbag
Sock
Trojan (brand)
Zucchini Beanie

Female devices

Cervical cap
Diaphragm
Diafragma (Spanish)
DIU (Spanish; Stands for "Dispositivo Intra Uterino")
IUD
Píldora, la (Spanish)
Pill, the
Sponge
Patch, the

People

Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

General terms for Prostitute

Escort (euphemism)

Male prostitute

Beeperman
Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)
Call boy/Callboy
Chapero (Spanish, homosexual prostitute)
Culver
Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
Fun boy/Funboy
Gigolo
Himbo
Joy boy/Joyboy
Larry
Man-slut
Manwhore
Mangina (Manwhore slag for penis)
Penis punter
Puto (Spanish)
Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
Working boy

Female prostitute

A-M

Bangtail
Bimbo
Bitch
Brass
Brass nail
Calabasas Katie
Call girl
Kelt D.
Cocotte
Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
College girl
Concubine
Courtesan
Cualquiera, una (Spanish: a whatever)
Culito (Spanish)
Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
Ĉiesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
Doxy
Drab
Fallen woman
Flight attendant
Floozie
Fulana (Spanish)
Fun girl
Gashley (prison slang)
Gengri (Thai)
Girl (since prostitutes are usually female)
Gold digger
Guarra (Spanish)
Harlot
Ho (derived from "whore")
Hobby horse
Hooker
Hussy
Hwran (Welsh)
Joy Girl
Lady/Woman of the evening
Lady/Woman of the night
Lady of pleasure
Loose woman
Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
Masseuse (euphemism)
Member of the (world's) oldest profession
Model
Moll

N-Z

Pinch prick
Potaskushka (Russian)
Pro
Promiscuous woman
Prossie
Puta/putona (Spanish)
Pute (French)
Quean
Ramera (Spanish)
randi([hindi])
Roundheel
Rent-a-babe
Scarlet woman
Scrubber
Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
Sidewalk Hostess
Slag tart
Slapper
Slut
Streetwalker
Strumpet
Tart
Tom
Tramp
Trollop
Trull
Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
Wanton
Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
White slave
Whore
Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
Woman of easy virtue
Woman of ill repute
Woman of negotiable virtue
Woman of the streets
Woman on the game
Working girl

Crime

Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

Family fun
Forbidden love
Keeping it in the family
Relative sex
Sister slammer
Skywalker Sex
Usurping the Uterus
Mother fucker
The stump runs tight
Cousin Fucker

Pedophilia

Pedophilia (or paedophilia) commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with someone the law considers under the minimum age for it. Usually this is a prepubescent child. As slang, the term can be used for a person who is involved with someone significantly younger regardless of the law.

A-N

Asalta cunas (Spanish)
Bad man in the nursery
Bent ref(eree)
Catholic Priest
Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
Charley Chester [child molester] (cockney ryhming slang)
Chicken hawk
Chikaino (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
Child catcher
Cho mo (prison slang)
Cradle robber
Crazy world of Arthur Brown
Diaper sniper (prison slang)
Dirty old man
Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
Early bird
Forbidden fruit
Impatient father
Kiddie fiddler
Kiddie fondler
Kiddie hawk
Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
Nonce
Jailbait

O-Z

Orifice Olly
Pacing the Roost

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