The Onion is a newspaper of parody and satire, published weekly in print and on the Internet. As of February 2005, its print editions are distributed in Milwaukee, New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis-St. Paul, and Denver/Boulder; The Onion is
planning to introduce a print edition in San
Francisco, California.
Its articles comment on current events, both real and imagined (an example of the latter: "All Americans Issued Life Jackets
for Some Reason"). It parodies traditional newspaper features and styles. The paper often reports on minor events in an
sensationalistic manner ("Area Man Confounded by Buffet Procedure"). Obsession with
fame and celebrity are frequently satirized.
Regular features include:
- The Onion A.V.
Club, a straightforward but like-minded entertainment section;
- "STATshot", an illustrated statistical snapshot which parodies "USA
Today Snapshots";
- The "Infograph" (a.k.a. "Infographic"), with a bulleted list of items on a theme;
- Point-Counterpoint;
- Random and bizarre editorials;
- Cynical horoscopes;
- "The ONION in History": a front page produced in the look of newspapers of an earlier era, satirizing that earlier style and
content;
- "In the News" photograph and caption (such as "Frederick's of Anchorage Debuts Crotchless Long Underwear"); and
- "What Do You Think?", a survey showing photos of the same six people, although
their names and professions change every week (one of them is always a "systems analyst").
The staff of the Onion have also produced numerous books, including Our Dumb Century and Dispatches from the Tenth Circle.
Reporters and editors
The Onion's fictional editor is T. Herman Zwiebel
(Zwiebel is German for onion), who has "held the position since 1901" and is rather
insane; the real editor is currently Carol Kolb. Other writers have included Rich Dahm, Scott Dikkers, Todd Hanson,
Tim Harrod, John Krewson,
David Javerbaum, Mike
Loew, Robert Siegel, Maria Schneider and Jack
Szwergold.
Each issue features columns by (fictional) regular and guest writers. The regular contributors include:
- Jim Anchower, a slacker with a
different job every few weeks, whose musical tastes are stuck in 1970s rock and roll
- Larry Groznic, a dweeb with an obsession for subcultural fandoms
- Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor, a man with a boring desk job who speaks in ebonics
- Smoove B, a smooth talking ladies' man. His columns are written about potential
dates. He is known for going into extremely detailed paragraphs about his planned dates, and then adding a short, non-detailed
sentence as an afterthought. He always wants to have the best of everything for his dates.
- Jean Teasdale, an overweight
woman obsessed with cuteness.
- Jackie Harvey, a
ridiculously uninformed media critic who writes the column The Outside Scoop.
History
The Onion was founded in 1988 and originally published in Madison, Wisconsin by two juniors at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, Tim Keck and
Christopher Johnson; they sold it to colleagues the following year. The Onion remained a regional success until it began
its website in 1996.
As of 2004 the paper's founders are publishers of other weeklies: Keck of
the Seattle weekly The Stranger and Johnson of Albuquerque's Weekly Alibi.
The Onion and the real world
In 1998, controversial minister Fred Phelps submitted the Onion article
'98 Homosexual-recruitment drive nearing goal on his God Hates Fags website as proof that homosexuals were indeed actively trying to get straight people to join their ranks.
Just after the 2000 U.S.
Presidential election, when the future President remained undetermined, the Onion published a story titled "Bush or
Gore: 'A New Era Dawns'" which parodied the similarities between the two politicians. The noteworthiness of this story was
largely a matter of luck: the paper went to press election night, before the contested election results which led to Bush v. Gore. As the recount process unfolded, the Onion published a
satirical issue reporting chaos in America, in which Serbia sent peacekeepers to the
U.S. to introduce democracy and protect their interests in the region, and Bill
Clinton declared himself dictator for life.
The Onion's coverage of the September
11, 2001 attacks less than two weeks following the attacks was one of the earliest satirical reactions to those attacks, and was considered for a Pulitzer Prize.
On June 7, 2002, Reuters reported that the Beijing Evening News republished, in the international news page of its June 3 edition, translated portions of a story from The Onion (they were apparently
unaware of The Onion's satirical nature). The story discusses the U.S. Congress's threats to leave Washington for Memphis, Tennessee or Charlotte, North Carolina unless Washington, DC built them
a new Capitol building with a retractable dome. The
article is a parody of U.S. sports franchises' threats to leave their home city unless new stadiums are built for them. The
Evening News is Beijing's most popular newspaper, claiming a circulation of
1.25 million.
In late March 2004, Deborah Norville of MSNBC presented as genuine an Onion
article claiming that 58 percent of all exercise done in the United States is done on television. [1] (http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/8266998.htm?template=contentModules/printstory.jsp)
Columnist Ellen Makkai and others who believe the Harry Potter books recruit children to Satanism have also been taken in by the Onion's satire, using quotes from an Onion article as evidence for their
claims. [2] (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/potter.htm) [3] (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=25446)
Books
External links
Archive.org versions of articles
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